Non-fungible digitally enhanced images of the world's most valuable out of copyright paintings.

We call them Heists. Currently being fenced at opensea.io


We looted the world's great museums and private collections, liberating the world’s most celebrated out of copyright paintings exclusively for the NFT digerati. We hit Swiss Freeports, Kremlin safe houses and secure Government facilities worldwide. We smuggled these works out of places as dangerous as North Korea and as corrupt as Texas. We then took a digital scalpel to the originals, painstakingly creating pixel-by-pixel non-fungible digitally enhanced versions for you to acquire, flex and use as a bargaining tool should you ever be held by a foreign government. Keep those private keys private! They may save your life one day.

Like their real world counterparts, each heist is absolutely unique and obscenely valuable. Unlike the originals, your heist is available 24/7 for you to summon and enjoy on any medium of your choice. These look great on your phone in a dark bar. They also look great on your wall. Aside from ownership of the digital asset, each purchase also unlocks one oversize archival Giclée print of your Heist.*

Even better there is no need to worry you are buying a fake. We guarantee our heists with a certificate of provenance on the Ethereum blockchain proving these goods came from our crew. Every heist is cryptographically signed by the Art Heist Mafia and its authenticity secured on the Ethereum blockchain via the ERC 1155 standard. So sleep easy knowing that your unique version of the Mona Lisa, unlike the original, cannot be stolen or duplicated. And as we don't copyright our enhanced versions of these great works, you can resell your heist, in the United States at least, without fear of Interpol intervening. You are free to use, copy, and display your heist in any manner you choose. Including lending it to MoMa when they come knocking.

Check back often as we fence new heists whenever we pull off a job. If you know of a weak security system, or a great work of art we have somehow overlooked, drop us a line at tips@artheistmafia.com

*Printed on Hahnemühle rag. 325 g/m² using Epson UltraChrome Pro pigments. Print includes Ethereum transaction hash memorializing original sale, Art Heist Mafia embossed seal as well as notation that this is the first in a limited edition physical series (1/2). The Art Heist crew keeps the 2/2 for our archives. It goes without saying that your digital version is absolutely unique and comes in an edition of one.

You are not as noble as the criminal, you who do not desecrate anything.

— Stendahl